Old Witch vs. Old Bitch

Old Witch character ©2007 WMG. Mask ©2007 Steve Fiorilla.

Hee, hee! It's me, the Old Witch! Hungry for another slime serving from my cauldron, eh? What's that? You were expecting Ms. Cartoonia, the Old Bitch? I force-fed her my special anti-motion potion. That shut her yawning yap! See, I'm making a return from the 1950s to see what this Internet nonsense is all about. Yes, I've gone from ECs to PCs, from ghoulish snacks to iMacs, from whips to chips, from werewolf bites to weird bytes. So fasten your drool cups... because it's going to be a bumpy ride!

Nightmare in the Kitchen

"Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of chefs? Ms. Cartoonia knows! Heheheheheh! How do I know? Because I ate their hearts with some fava beans and a nice chianti. Very tasty, and a fine meal it was, prepared by one of my old flames, Chef Boy Hearty. Whenever I said, 'What's cookin', good lookin'? Let's party, Hearty.' he put the lime in the coconut. Yowsa! You can see the Chef here as he asks the musical question, 'What'll we do with our butter when the roll is called up yonder?'" Our dinner guests will be here soon, and guess who's coming to dinner? See below. They've heard that the Chef makes an excellent Ghoulash! Hehheh. So long until next time, kiddies! Bon appetit!"

All artwork is © 2007 Steve Fiorilla

Steve Fiorilla Gallery and Cyber Crypt

"Greetings, gang! Yes, it's me again... Ms. Cartoonia, hostess of the Steve Fiorilla Gallery and Cyber Crypt. No hackers here because of the encryption! Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk! Remember... it's not the cough that carries you off, it's the coffin they carry you off in. Nyuk, nyuk! And now... on with the show..."
All artwork is © 2007 Steve Fiorilla

"Hey! Who let the dawgs out?"

Who is Steve Fiorilla ? Click to engorge.

"Welcome! I am Ms. Cartoonia, your tour guide through the Fiorillaverse. Come to me as we trace a map of the unconscious... a pathway that leads directly to Hell. See that house at the end of the street? Enter... if you dare."
All artwork is © 2007 Steve Fiorilla

"On the Internet, no one knows you're a zombie."