"Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of chefs? Ms. Cartoonia knows! Heheheheheh! How do I know? Because I ate their hearts with some fava beans and a nice chianti. Very tasty, and a fine meal it was, prepared by one of my old flames, Chef Boy Hearty. Whenever I said, 'What's cookin', good lookin'? Let's party, Hearty.' he put the lime in the coconut. Yowsa! You can see the Chef here as he asks the musical question, 'What'll we do with our butter when the roll is called up yonder?'" Our dinner guests will be here soon, and guess who's coming to dinner? See below. They've heard that the Chef makes an excellent Ghoulash! Hehheh. So long until next time, kiddies! Bon appetit!"
Illustration of Vincent Price in House of Wax
3 years ago